Gallery of the future
July 20th, 2009 by Mark | No Comments
Joe stood in the middle of the vast white space and admired the huge, achingly simple walls that made up his canvas. By day he was a mixologist; by night, an illusionist.
The illusionist clapped his hands and with a flash of light aimed his magic wand at the canvas. As the guests in pure angelic white feasted on giant sandwich platters dressed to look like oversized wedding cakes the piece took shape before their eyes. Vouvray Brut by Domaine Champalou. A beautiful watercolour landscape of honey pots, fields of hay and a giant apple-tree heavy with rich, heaving ripe fruit.
The illusionist clapped his hands again and the image disappeared to be replaced with Riesling Tradition by Domaine Albert Mann. A painting of a simple farmhouse table adorned with a fruit bowl of drippingly juicy pears, apples and the smallest hint of an orange in the shadow of the bowl. To one side sat a glass of bastard Riesling. The illusionist rubbed his hand over the image and the faintest whiff of hauntingly addictive oily musk filled the gallery and brought the image to live. The guests, like honeybees heavy with pollen, sunk into a stupor and at once were under his spell.
For his next trick the illusionist waved his wand over the painting. It vanished instantly. He paused as a shrill whistle silenced the room. “Ladies and Gentlemen. I give you piece number three.’ Trocken Riesling 2007 by Sybille Kuntz. He cupped his hands together and with a giant breath filled the room with 3-D images of peaches and flowers that poured from his palms. “This is very unusual” he said as the guests delighted in trying to grasp the work in their hands. “Juicy but dry expressions of Riesling art like this are hard to find, but Kuntz is a magician.” As if to echo the sentiment he waved his hands again and the sound of a paranoid android filled the room.
As the music stopped so did the images. They fell to the floor and vanished. The illusionist pointed his wand at the canvas that filled suddenly with a large painting of vineyards next to a river. Vinho Verde by Afros. “You can almost taste the lemon and tangerine from these trees” he said pointing to a shaded copse where the fruit grew heavy. Like a true magician the illusionist pulled a bunch of freshly cut flowers from his sleeve and blew their aromas around the room. To complete the scene he touched a length of cold steel against the necks of the guests who gasped as he did so. “The contrast of the flowers and the steel gives the work balance and length” he said. They nodded as if in a trance.
The illusionist was a man possessed. No pause for breath in this show. At his command the white walls dimmed to a subtle pink as the painting of a beautiful Sicilian woman occupied the canvas. Grecancico by Caruso and Minini. “Isn’t she stunning? She looks so delicate as if the slightest knock could break her. Come closer and smell her perfume.” As the crowd moved in the wind picked up her scent and carried the orange blossom and fresh white fruit aromas high on the breeze. Too soon the aroma, and the girl were gone.
“Something different” ordered the illusionist. “Enough paintings.” From nowhere a large block of marble transformed itself into a sculpture of a white adonis. Puligny-Montrachet ‘Les Folatieres’ by Domaine Alain Chavy. The sharp tang of wet stone filled the gallery and then gave way to a fresh citrus scent which in turn melted away as a creamy buttery sensation with a hint of cold steel made the guests’ mouths water.
“Ladies and gentleman” announced the illusionist. “You came for a party. And that is what you shall have.” He snapped his fingers and the guests shrieked with delight as their faces were hidden behind masks. Angels danced between them carrying cakes and pastries. With a flourish he snapped his fingers once more and their hands were filled with glasses of Jurancon Moelleux by Clos Lapeyre. They lapped up the honey and almond flavours and devoured the cakes.
“Please enjoy the art responsibly” said the illusionist and with a flash he was gone.


